Here's one of my favorite jokes that I get periodically via e-mail forwards. Can you post one of your favorites in the comments? It's April Fool's Day. Make me laugh!
A woman was driving through Arizona on a long stretch of highway through the desert and stopped to inquire if an old Navajo woman wanted a ride. The gray hair woman nodded gratefully and asked what was in the bag on the front passenger seat.
"Oh, that's a bottle of whiskey I got for my husband," the woman explained as she cleared her seat for her passenger.
The Navajo woman smiled and said, "Good trade."
Big Changes
7 years ago
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Good one. Glad to be back among the commenter's.
Here are a couple that make me laugh.
Two cannibals are sitting around. One looks at the other and says:
"I really hate my mother in law."
His buddy replies:
"So try the potatoes"
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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
This one is a real groaner. Don't go further if you don't want to know.
You sure?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
TAG
Ha! Love that one.
Yay! John's back!
I can never remember jokes to tell them. I have better luck with physical comedy...like walking.
Tag"s were good.
My favorite:
John Kerry walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
Ba dum dummmmm
hey AM - just noticed your new profile photo - nice!
Yeah, what's up? Hitting 'Glamour Shots' for kicks?
And I have a picture of moss....doh!
I like your new picture.
Thanks guys. I have a friend in photography that did that for me. You can see that picture on his website at www.petealbert.com. (Sorry, can't make it a hot link in the comments.)
Here's my favorite joke that kids like:
Do you know what the difference is between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
here's one a seven-year old told me:
"what's the difference between broccoli and boogers?"
"kids don't eat broccoli1"
this "kid" is a 2007 UVa graduate working in the Teach for America program!
OK.. I will post my kids groaner here...
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (say it, it will make sense)
I know.. I apologize! :-)
If you're not offended by blonde jokes, here's my current favorite: A blonde competing in a swim meet in the breast stroke competition lost by a huge margin. Afterward she said, "I don't want to be a poor sport, but I think those other girls were using their arms".
Laughing as I read the newest entries...
Here is another blonde joke.
Three blondes walk into a bar and order drinks. The bar tender serves them, they raise their glasses and toast 'to 51 days!'. They order another round of drinks and once more toast 'to 51 days!'. Eventually the barman asks them what they are toasting. 'We've just finished a jigsaw puzzle,' one blonde replies 'it took us 51 days but it said on the box 3 years and up.'
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