Monday, September 22, 2008

I got this unattributed quote in an e-mail. Do you agree?

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply it.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

6 comments:

TAG said...

Just so you know, I'm gonna send you the bill for computer monitor cleanup. I think I spit my coke all over the thing when I read that last line. Too funny. Too tooo funny indeed.

I'll be laughing the rest of the day.

Thanks.

TAG

John said...

Yeah, I agree. I think the money for the Large Hadron Collider should have been spent to solve this mystery.

Anne said...

yeah, i'm with tag, I read this at work and IT support will need to give me a new keyboard. very funny.

Tracy said...

I got the same email.

I have to agree with its conclusion.

MarkEC said...

Noted! :-)

Unknown said...

Funny!